Night Goblins: A Memoir

A project in Midland, MI by JT Gregory
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The long-awaited memoir based on the viral Ditch Kitty rehoming ad.
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Average Pledge Per Backer: $45

Funded: $36,477 of $60,000
Dates: Sep 29th -> Nov 28th (61 days)
Project By: JT Gregory
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Latest News

ATTENTION

November 16th - via: kickstarter.com
King Ditch and I have successfully landed a literary agent and a MAJOR publisher with interest. At this time, we'll be ending our Kickstarter efforts and moving forward with traditional publishing. None of y'all will be charged for your pledges.  I... (Read More)

MAJOR PUBLISHER INTERESTED IN BUYING NIGHT GOBLINS

October 27th - via: kickstarter.com
I think I'm gonna take the weekend, maybe confer with King Ditch & Krew on this matter, get their opinions, hear their demands. I'll make a decision by Monday. I just need a break from the whole thing.  I also want to apologize AND thank y'all.... (Read More)

Please Check Us Out On Patreon!

October 24th - via: kickstarter.com
We’re currently sitting at $36.4K, an entire 60% of the way there. We made some huge progress in the beginning and are currently in the middle of a slow, deliberate climb. We’ve appeared on WNETV5 News, The Sully Show, and are currently working... (Read More)

Interested in ordering more copies?

October 11th - via: kickstarter.com
I’ve received enough requests to order NIGHT GOBLINS: A MEMOIR through PayPal that we’re making it an option. If you want to order your copy this way, or perhaps just want to reserve more copies for all your cat-crazy cohorts, see below-  🔘... (Read More)

King Ditch and Hooman on WNEMTV5 News Tomorrow!

October 11th - via: kickstarter.com
Okay, so Ditch and I will be on WNEM TV5 NEWS this Friday. A few important points-   🔘 The interview will be recorded for TV at 930 AM and aired later that day at 5, 530, or 6 (situation dependent).   🔘 You can watch by downloading the... (Read More)

HALFWAY THERE ALREADY?!?

October 6th - via: kickstarter.com
Okay, y’all, we’re officially over the halfway hump! Including our fundraising through the GoFundMe, our total currently sits at $32.5k, which is beyond amazing. We managed to raise over THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS and pre-ordered this book a... (Read More)

The Kid

October 2nd - via: kickstarter.com
I don't think much of myself. I just don't, and who does? I think confidence is a lot like the results you see from exercising, you know, something so hard to come by and so easy to lose. And you always put more into it than you get out of it, right?... (Read More)

800 PRE-ORDERS IN 48 HOURS

October 2nd - via: kickstarter.com
I expected us to do well. I don't think I anticipated doing THIS well. Over $23k and 800+ pre-orders so far, y'all. At this rate, we're gonna smash our goal through the roof and just keep flying, fucking fly forever.  Ditch's Bitches have done more... (Read More)

SOMEONE PLEASE COME ADOPT THIS ASSHOLE

October 1st - via: kickstarter.com
Follow the link below for a look at the viral rehoming ad that started it all.  https://www.facebook.com/deadhorsetrauma/posts/10154549104683988  (Read More)

NIGHT GOBLINS: A MEMOIR (EXCERPT)

October 1st - via: kickstarter.com
If you've been here since the beginning, you've been around for a lot of the Ditch stories. The following excerpt is for those readers who might be on the fence about pre-ordering this book, and for those who are unfamiliar with me and my asshole... (Read More)

AMAZING JOB, Y'ALL

October 1st - via: kickstarter.com
Almost $20k in pledges so far, which comes out to a whopping 660+ pre-orders in about 48 hours. We're going to pawsitively SMASH our goal, y'all, so let's keep it up!   (Read More)

ATTENTION (ULTIMATE HARDBACK BUNDLE)

September 29th - via: kickstarter.com
There is a typo in this pledge. The $220 Ultimate Hardback Bundle includes ten autographed hardback copies of NIGHT GOBLINS: A MEMOIR, not paperbacks. I can't edit it now, apologies for any confusion.   (Read More)

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