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The VelociPastor 2!

A project in New York, NY by The VelociPastor

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The dinosaur priest from your favorite meme is BACK and he's going to ITALY!
Backers: 1515
Average Pledge Per Backer: $78

Funded: $118,297 of $75,000
Dates: Nov 11th -> Dec 11th (30 days)
Project By: The VelociPastor
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Latest News


December 10th - via:
HELLO AGAIN AND NOT FOR THE THE LAST TIME!  We're now in our final 24 hours of this campaign. There is so much to say about how incredible y'all are and we'll have a nice big message when this campaign is over and we had to process just that WE DID... (Read More)

69 Hours to go!

December 8th - via:
HELLO EVERYONE!  Jesse here just to say thank you again and that we have 69 hours to go in the campaign and we just passed 1337 backers! We got so many of the funny numbers! But joking aside, this is a very serious film we're making here. No time... (Read More)

BONUS UPDATE: How to get the VHS

December 4th - via:
Here's a little guide on how to add the VHS add-on to your pledge!  We're also looking into why as of right now the VHS add-on is only applying to the physical reward tiers ($55+)when it should be on all of them.   (Read More)

$100,000. We did it.

December 4th - via:
 WE BROKE $100,000!!!!  This mean my favorite thing for the whole campaign has been unlocked: a new and VERY limited edition add-on! That's right, we're putting The VelociPastor 2 on VHS. Limited to 75 tapes that will all be numbered and signed!... (Read More)


December 3rd - via:
HELLO FRIENDS!  Jesse here to talk a little about what we have going on for the final week of the campaign. Wild to think that we're on the last 7 days. What a journey and we still have a whole movie to make!  Our next stretch goal is $100,000... (Read More)

STRETCH GOALS: The road to $100,000

November 30th - via:
As of this writing we are only $7,049 away from our $100,000 stretch goal!  When we hit that, we're going to be revealing some new merch (both an add-on item and item to the exclusive item menu) AND we're going to add a very fun special feature to... (Read More)

Thankful for you, VelocApostles

November 24th - via:
This post is for backers only. Please visit and log in to read. (Read More)

thank u from queens nyc FIRST GOAL HIT

November 22nd - via:
Hey friends!   Alyssa and Jesse here riding off the high of last night wanting to share some gratitude and content from the screening!!!!!!!!  We packed a bar in Queens NYC on a MONDAY night, We had first time viewers and VP VIRGINS,  familiar... (Read More)


November 19th - via:
Hey there friends folks and felines! Alyssa here coming from chilly New York City.  I can NOT believe we are finishing up WEEK ONE of this campaign, AND we are closing in on our first stretch goal after reaching our target goal!!  whew.  The... (Read More)


November 16th - via:
Hey Dinopals!  Jesse here with some fun updates! All updates are fun but this one especially is because WE HAVE STRETCH GOALS! We're now at $81,000. Thats more than TWICE the budget of our original film and we still have 24 days to go.  In the end,... (Read More)

WE. ARE. FUNDED!!!! But it's not over yet!

November 14th - via:
HEY EVERYONE!  JESSE HERE AND APOLOGIES FOR YELLING ITS JUST THAT IM SO EXCITED TO SAY: WE ARE HIT OUR GOAL!  We hit $75,000 which is 100% of our funding goal but it's not over yet - we have 26 days and more money means more movie! It's a classic... (Read More)

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